(via quixotick)

willowbambi:

Aw what

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via forebidden)

digitalmovie:


this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via dont-hate-me-because-i)

themoonphase:

I see eyes, a nose, a mouth, a neck, an abdomen, ears, legs, feet, and toesies. Except much smaller.

(via ghostly--girl)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(via dont-hate-me-because-i)

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

(via dont-hate-me-because-i)

bobs-burgers-gifs:

Bob’s Burgers feat. My Neighbor Totoro(1988) - S3xE05

(via maximumstop)

guldo:

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

*

(via maximumstop)

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

(via maximumstop)